http://twitchy.com/samj/2025/02/07/dan-bongino-eric-swalwell-data-n2407978
Of all the Democrats we follow on X, one of the easiest ones to make fun of is Rep. Eric Swalwell - MAINLY because he does the majority of our work for us.
This is the guy who passed gas on national television, for Pete's sake!
And nobody seems better at setting himself up for trolling than Swalwell; heck, even AOC is smarter on X than he is, and if you follow her, you know that says a lot about him, and none of it is any good.
Well, Swalwell is the idiot who was romantically entangled with a ChiCom spy (Fang Fang) - part of the time while he sat on the U.S. House Permanent Select Committee on Intelligence. Moron.
For example, he thinks people fear having their data 'breached' by a billionaire.
Right? LOL.
Rep. Eric Swalwell (@RepSwalwell) ~ Protect our data.

Democracy Docket (@DemocracyDocket) ~ BREAKING: Federal judge in D.C. blocks Musk from accessing sensitive Treasury Department systems and records. More to come.
Order: http://democracydocket.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/02/132025-02-06-Order-granting-consent-motion.pdf

Luckily ... for us, not Eric ... Dan Bongino saw this post, and it didn't go so hot for him.
Dan Bongino (@dbongino) ~ Did you protect your data when you were sticking your data in a CCP spy?
UMMM.
BAHAHAHAHA!
Ok, so we think this still falls within the PG-13 nature of our site. If not, our bad. Jesse Kelly chimed in, only making this exchange even funnier.
Jesse Kelly (@JesseKellyDC) ~ {Replying to @dbongino} Dan ...
Dan Bongino (@dbongino) ~ {Replying to @JesseKellyDC} Bro?
Jesse Kelly (@JesseKellyDC) ~ {Replying to @dbongino} Killing me.
Us too.

John Gabbard (@JohnGabbard0369) ~ {Replying to @dbongino} My name is John Gabbard and I approve this message.

JasetheAce (@AkaJasetheAce) ~ {Replying to @dbongino}

Cheers Everyone (@CheersInHere) ~ {Replying to @dbongino} To be fair, Fang Fang said it was a floppy disc.


