well now sir wizard,
that's a great idea. It would go great until all the fire ants down there show up. And a gazillion other insects we don't have here. De could tell ya the benefits of real cold for a long time does for the insects.
I can to.
I am delighted to have a stretch of really bitter cold so the ground freezes and kills off lots of those insects.
In my generosity I hereby wish you all of them .
There ARE some benefits to having some deep freezes.