Seems some unsuspecting Ohio State fans are being attacked in their own quiet Columbus, OH neighborhoods. It has been determined that the beady-eyed assailants are "undocumented immigrants" recently arrived from their native habitat in Ann Arbor, MI. This vehicle was seen shortly before the attacks occurred ...

Planet Of Memes (@PlanetOfMemes) ~ Your chance of being attacked by a squirrel is low, but never zero.
Video ~ http://twitter.com/i/status/1886432574035083562

The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence