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CRINGE FORCE ONE: Amazon Drops Trailer for Kamala Harris-Inspired 'Die Hard' and HOO BOY It's LAUGHABLY BAD

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http://twitchy.com/amy-curtis/2025/02/12/amazon-kamala-harris-g20-movie-n2408226

Oh, the Left really, really wanted Kamala Harris to win. She didn't, so they're going to spend the next four years producing fanfic about what might have been, a la 'Madam Secretary,' their not-too-subtle nod at Hillary Clinton.

This trailer for the Amazon direct-to-streaming film 'G20' is, at first watch, 'Die Hard: Kamala Harris.'

Check it out and see for yourself:

Prime Video (@PrimeVideo) ~ The target becomes a weapon. G20 starring Viola Davis is streaming on Prime Video April 10.
Video ~ http://twitter.com/i/status/1889676133026635875

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Filming began in January 2024. We all know why.

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Brandon Morse (@TheBrandonMorse) ~ {Replying to @PrimeVideo} Is this a comedy?

Yes, unintentionally.

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There's definitely a NSFW/language warning on this next post so wear earbuds, but it's a) Norm Macdonald and b) correct:

Logan Hall (@loganclarkhall) ~
Video ~ http://twitter.com/i/status/1889736888254140807
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No lies detected.

Nick (@thenickoftime90) ~ {Replying to @PrimeVideo} Female, black President vs. the evil white man and his hoodlums in South Africa?

Well, given the undeniable fact that South Africa is now run by evil black hoodlums and that a Kamala-ala-Bimbo stand-in couldn't possibly do more than babble incoherently and give blow jobs (maybe at the same time, but I digress), this is the most hilariously awful fantasy since the Sharknado movies. BWHA HA HA HA HA HA!!! 

Peace (@Necr0n_99) ~ {Replying to @PrimeVideo} You guys REEEEALLY thought Kamala was gonna win. Didn't you? 🤡

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Veritas B0$$ (@B0SSH066) ~ {Replying to @PrimeVideo} This looks horrible. Looks like you checked all the right woke boxes though.

And that's all they care about.

Nerdrotic (@Nerdrotics) ~ {Replying to @PrimeVideo} WTF????? BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! I needed a good laugh.

Chris1776 (@Hennessey_1776) ~ I died from laughter after she somehow manhandled a burley dude that's got at least 6 inches, 105lbs, 30 years, and special ops training on her. Yet somehow defies the laws of leverage and forces his face into a griddle that happens to be on for some reason. 🤣😂🤣
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Because girl boss! Or something.

Hmmm ... maybe the pronouns for this "Madame" President are "he, him, his"??? 

FilmLadd (@FilmLadd) ~ Like a really bad giant burrito, it's going to take time for Hollywood to work the woke out of its system.

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It will take ages.

Gotta purge the system.

Kevin (@knewenigma) ~ I don't mind my movies to be unrealistic in a sense, as they are movies after all, but when they become delusional for "The Message," it's just a bridge too far for me. This appears to have leapt off the bridge of delusional and landed somewhere in the River of Insanity.

And the River of Insanity flowed into the Ocean of Cringe.

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