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Physics and the Perfect Race Horse 

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A group of wealthy investors decided to add a touch of science to their horse breeding program to get the BEST results. They hired a renown physicist to investigate the best physiology of a horse built for speed.

After several months, here are his results:


Standing before the room of investors, the professor goes to the chalk board and ....

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FIRST ... WE START WITH A SPHERICAL HORSE ...




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