A group of wealthy investors decided to add a touch of science to their horse breeding program to get the BEST results. They hired a renown physicist to investigate the best physiology of a horse built for speed.
After several months, here are his results:
Standing before the room of investors, the professor goes to the chalk board and ....

FIRST ... WE START WITH A SPHERICAL HORSE ...

Finally, brethren, whatsoever things are true, whatsoever things are honest, whatsoever things are just, whatsoever things are pure, whatsoever things are lovely, whatsoever things are of good ...