micro ~ "I think he sent that file to Beldin."
Yeah, da frog king is always sending me photos from da Royal Porn Collection in hopes dat I will include some of 'em in a "Big 'Uns Retrospective" ...

But, alas and alack ... none of 'em have met our ... uh ... required editorial standards.


The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence