...I remember when some newsguys reported that we were referring to our S Viet allies as Gooks. General told the colonel, colonel told the major, major told the capn and the capn told the gunny that he wanted it stopped. Da gunny called us all in and said, It has come to my attention that some of you guys are calling our allies 'Gooks'. The next one I hear calling these zipperheads gooks is gonna answer to me".
...if you are offended by that wait til ya hear what we called each other. Specially them wurfless hollywood marines.
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!
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