Kennedy Center Transformed
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President Donald Trump indicated that he would be dictating programming at the Kennedy Center. I can just imagine what that would look like:
“MAGA: The Musical” — A show extolling the virtues of MAGA, the likes of which you’ve never seen before. Tunes include “DEI, DEI, Not In My Homeland forever” (sung to the tune of “Edelweiss”). “Manny Get Your Gun,” choreographed with real guns as a celebration of your Second Amendment rights and the end of restrictive gun laws, will have audience members waving their own assault weapons (which will now be permitted in all public places).
“The Musk-eteers” — Another must-see (or Musk-see) musical, one that, for the first time ever, was totally written and scored by artificial intelligence and performed by robots, with not a single human in the performance. Amazing! Highlights include a chorus line of beautiful female Robettes. Songs such as “I Left My Heart In Silicon Valley” and “I Could Have DOGE’d All Night” tell a story of a 19-year old Musk-eteer who heroically sneaks into a top-secret government office and obtains sensitive records and data.
“A Day of Love: The January 6 Hostage Singers” — A special concert by those patriots who peacefully marched to the Capitol on Jan. 6, 2021, requesting the rightful outcome of an election that was obviously won by Donald Trump, as everyone knows, and were unfairly held hostage in prison by the very corrupt Justice Department. Among the songs on the program are “Jailhouse Rock,” sung by a quartet of Proud Boys, and “Back on the Chain Gang,” performed by several members of the Oath Keepers. A stirring rendition of “Folsom Prison Blues” will be performed by the entire chorus.
The first 100 people who buy tickets to each performance will receive a complimentary MAGA hat. These will surely be the greatest performances ever, like you’ve never seen before.
Michael G, Great Neck, New York
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