http://twitchy.com/grateful-calvin/2025/02/23/spongebob-crypants-donald-trump-hilariously-trolls-leftists-whining-about-progress-reports-n2408837
It never ceases to be amazing to watch the left melt down at literally ANYTHING President Donald Trump or DOGE director Elon Musk say or do. We're convinced that if Musk's DOGE whiz kids were to discover a secret cure for cancer in their investigations of government documents and systems, everyone on the left would try to contract the disease in protest.
The latest FASCIST ARMAGEDDON from Trump and Musk involves a simple email that the Office of Personnel Management (OPM) sent to all federal workers this weekend requiring them to submit a basic list of five things they accomplished at work for the prior week.
To anyone who has worked in a private sector job, this is par for the course. We are expected to update our bosses regularly on what we did. This has become particularly important as remote work has taken over many workplaces. If you are working regularly, and not slacking off on the government's dime, responding to the OPM email shouldn't take anyone more than five minutes.
So, naturally, Democrats' heads started exploding because of this simple task. Illinois Rep. Sean Casten urged federal workers not to comply or respond to the email, even though OPM clearly stated that non-compliance would be considered a resignation. Minnesota Senator Tina Smith tried to call Musk a vulgar name because of the email and he buried her.
Elon Musk (@elonmusk) ~ The reason this matters is that a significant number of people who are supposed to be working for the government are doing so little work that they are not checking their email at all!
In some cases, we believe non-existent people or the identities of dead people are being used to collect paychecks. In other words, there is outright fraud.
Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) ~ Literally takes 2 minutes to respond. Reporting to your boss about what you accomplished at work is very standard. Why is this so controversial?
Again, it takes less than five minutes to put together five bullet points (even if you are making them up). People who don't respond to the request at all are ripe for pruning from the government payroll.
Of course, Musk and Trump also love to troll the left and they surely saw the outrage coming before the email was sent out. This morning, they both posted the same meme -- Musk on Twitter and Trump on Truth Social -- within a couple of hours of each other, demonstrating how much fun they are both having at the left's expense.
Elon Musk (@elonmusk) ~
We're pretty sure of the first, second, and fifth items on that list. The third and fourth items are still very much in doubt.
Naturally, this meme from the Troll-in-Chief and the Deputy Troll-in-Chief inspired many other memes on Twitter.
Tapas (@Tapas1776) ~
CowboyPatriot88 ( @CowboyPatriot88 ) ~ Take a guess at which 3 government workers will fill out the task form and which 8 workers won't comply.
Crazy Vibes (@CrazyVibes_1) ~ Daily routine of Democrats
Liberty Pill Memes (@LibertyPillMeme) ~ Democrats right now ...
Annessa Brady (@AnnessaBrady) ~
Kwaz (@KwazXD) ~
Video ~ http://x.com/i/status/1893677930825351632
Diamond Bôlz (@keshavjohar) ~
Bengal Cats React To (@BengalCatsReact) ~ Government employees:
Zachary Tisdale (@ztisdale) ~ 😅
Publius (@OcrazioCornPop) ~ Hit Send!
Penny (@pennyelizabeths) ~
Boss: "Hey, could you shoot me a few bullet points about what you did last week? Thanks."
Normal employee: "Sure, no problem."
Federal employees:
peacedozer (@peacedozer) ~ {Replying to @whstancil} "What did you do for the taxpayer last week?"
Will:
Video ~ http://twitter.com/i/status/1893426665771991336
(For context, that one was directed at Will Stancil, LOL.)
Stancil is a libtard hack from Minnesota.
The Right To Bear Memes (@grandoldmemes) ~ Federal employees trying to come up with 5 bullets to reply to the email ...
drefanzor memes (@drefanzor) ~ Government employees after writing a 1 paragraph email outlining what they accomplished during the week:
HAHAHA.
We'll never forget crisis actor Greg Casar (Demoract Rep for Texas Congressional District 35) or his fake 'thirst strike.'
There are three million people who work for the federal government. In other words, they work for us and we pay their salaries. We are certain that many are effective employees and will respond to the email easily -- because it is an easy task if they have been working.
The ones who don't -- or can't -- respond shouldn't be getting paid on the taxpayer dime in the first place.
But regardless of who might get fired for not responding to the OPM, everyone on the left really should start realizing by now that the more they freak out at anything and everything Trump and Musk do, that's just fuel for them to do even more ... and laugh at the meltdowns.
As the saying goes, 'It was funny until you got offended. Now, it is freaking hilarious.'
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence
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