http://twitchy.com/amy-curtis/2025/02/27/bill-gates-gotta-do-something-about-the-cows-n2409064
In what world is Bill Gates qualified to speak about anything other than Microsoft?
Because he sure fancies himself an expert on things like vaccines and environmentalism, and he's got a weird obsession with eliminating cow farts:
Defiant L’s (@DefiantLs) ~ Bill Gates: "6% of global emissions are cows ... You can either fix the cows to stop them doing that, or you can make beef without the cow."
Video ~ http://twitter.com/i/status/1894537568177307822
"Fix the cows" so they stop farting?! Good grief, Bill ... you're obviously highly successful, but you're also a ridiculous dipsh!t.
Speaking of emissions, Bill ... when was the last time you went to see a dentist or even bothered to brush your teeth, eh? You opening your mouth probably generates at least another 6% of "global emissions." And, that doesn't even consider the massive pollution that occurs whenever Gerta Thunderpants opens her yap!
The Judgmental Dog (@the_addressor) ~ Isn't the bigger concern the other 94%?
Right. So, 94% of emissions aren't from cows. Weird how his focus is on one of the healthiest, most nutrient-dense foods on the planet as opposed to, say, energy production in China or ocean waste off the coast of India.
iratus mater (@iratusmater) ~ Well then, I suppose I shall speak with my cows directly and request they stop farting, posthaste.
What about these heifers?
Bill has an infatuation with cow farts.
Better be careful, Bill ... ya don't wanna go too far and insult Buffaloes, too!
Johnny Reno (@JohnnyReno) ~ Can you imagine being one of the pioneers of the computer and internet age, but what you'll be remembered for in your old age is having a cow fart fetish?? 😳🙄🤦
Doug Powers (@ThePowersThatBe) ~ I'll go with the third option he didn't mention: Bill Gates f***s off.
bit(((maelstrom))) (@bitmaelstrom) ~ He's such an idiot. He's always been an idiot. On the other hand, he's also a bully and a mean-spirited pervert.
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence
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