"A scientist took out half of a man's brain and asked him to count to 10.
He said, "2 4 6 8 10" They put the left half back and removed the right half and asked him to count to ten again and he said, "1 3 5 7 9." So they decided to go for it and remove the entire brain and asked him to count to ten one more time.
He said, "Look I'm really good at counting to ten ... I love numbers and I have the best numbers....THE best numbers.... No one has better numbers than I.... My fourth grade math teacher... and let me tell you..... she was the best teacher and the smartest math teach in the country at the time.. My fourth grade math teacher said to me.... that I am the best counter she's ever seen... The BEST.. so if you want me to count to 10 ....Let me tell you... I.... can count to ten alright ...that's no problem... I will do it... I will do it better than anyone has ever done it before."
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