Tariffs are on.
Tariffs are off.
Let’s fire all the workers.
No, let’s hire all the workers back.
Tariffs are back on again.
Tariffs are back off again.
Crypto reserve is on.
Crypto reserve is off.
DOGE saved trillions!!
Oops, no, DOGE saved billions!
Double oops, no DOGE saved millions.
Triple oops, no DOGE will increase our debt by firing IRS employees.
Limited tariffs are back on.
Limited tariffs are back off.
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