I started out using DOS, then Windows 3.1 to 11. That was rarely my experience, though it makes for a cute homily. Now, granted, I am smarter and better looking than the average bear, but that seems a little extreme.
On the other hand, I do have a friend in Tennessee with a Model T. It is fun for parades and to tinker with, but he doesn't get it out on the Interstate. It would be turned into a greasy spot on the pavement. The spot would be any color you wanted, as long as it was black.