De,
[The Luddite you may think you're speaking to today has only started being that way in the last few years]
Progress doesn’t stop just because your personal status was altered in the “last few years.” Someone retired from IT should be the last to expect technology to freeze in place for their personal benefit. That’s just weird. Unplug that machine from the Interwebs and maintain your steam-powered shitshow as long as you want, and you’ll have what you paid for.
Ain’t none of mine. The Bobber fits my ass nicely. I like bikes I can flat-foot. Don’t know about long trips. To be clear, I have a bike now. It’s not something I was doing when I was twenty.