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ROTFLMAO! Democrats are SOOOOOOOO f**ked! 

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They're bringing Robert Francis "Puta" O'Rourke back from the dead! Just so they can pair him with ... WAIT FOR IT ... Tampon Timmy Walz!!!

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The Horrible Things X Users Would Rather Do Than Attend a Town Hall Featuring Tim Walz and Beto O’Rourke

http://twitchy.com/warren-squire/2025/03/26/things-people-would-rather-dod-than-tim-walz-beto-orourke-town-hall-n2410463

Texas Democrat Beto O’Rourke is being plucked from obscurity to do a fake town hall with Tim Walz this Thursday. A poster on X posed a question: Would you rather attend their town hall or be stuck listening to a 3-hour-long Kamala Harris podcast? With those two choices being equally horrible, commenters came up with third options instead and they’re pretty hilarious.

Suburban Black Man (@niceblackdude) ~ Would you rather attend this, or listen to a 3-hour podcast with Kamala Harris?
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Bob Anders (@bobof_the) ~ It's only fitting that they placed an empty stadium in the background.

Emberday (@mwnine) ~ Sure to be a jazz hands, arm flapping & leg kicking extravaganza!

queen_jools (@QnJools) ~ Beto O'Rourke again?! Where'd they dig him up?

Salt farmer (@3mptyAlmost) ~ I forgot all about Beto.

Kellie (@Opinion8dKellie) ~ Beto has been resurrected?! They must be REALLY D.E.S.P.E.R.A.T.E!!!!

Primary-Tillis-2026 (@toldyaso2022) ~ Two horrid choices.

Jon, No H (@jmt29609) ~ We need a 3rd option such as ... “Or, get kicked repeatedly in the shins for a day by an angry, spoiled 5-year-old who’s wearing Sunday ‘go to church’ shoes?” I’m going with the bratty kid kicking my shins. 🫤

Suburban Gal (@SuburbsGal) ~ I would rather poke both of my eyes out with a pencil.

DD (@Dedicata) ~ I'll take #3 - "Hot Poker in the eye" - Alex.

Skwerl 1 Actual (@Yo_Squirrely) ~ I'll take "c" - a three-hour Liberace retrospective.

cant_limit_me (@cant_limit_me) ~ I'd rather have a colonoscopy.

Al Terego - America First (@terego_allen) ~ I’d rather cook bacon naked for three hours.

Bud Livingston (@Kager4life) ~ Neither ... I’d rather run naked through thorn bushes.

Jack (@DefeatCorruptDC) ~ Is "swim across an alligator infested river" also an option?

kelly paschall (@bbqgoddess) ~ Neither ... I'd rather be in that El Salvador prison.

Sweettart ( @Birdlady6t8 ) ~ I'd rather eat shards of broken glass, stick my nostrils together with crazy glue, slam my fingers in a door, shove an ice pick under a toenail, dive into a swimming pool filled with double-edged razor blades, and clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue.

One green-tinged commenter from a swampy area in Georgia even said this ... 

ribit (@SmotheredByStacey) ~ I'd rather pull out a 16-year-old, corroded, under-cabinet coffee maker and install a new one, all while the wife gives me constant instructions on how and when to do it!




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