
Sawyer Merritt (@SawyerMerritt) ~ This guy was arrested today after ramming his mini four-wheeler into a Cybertruck.
Little did he know that the Cybertruck has 1.8mm bulletproof stainless-steel doors capable of taking some heavy hits. He was charged with one count of felony criminal mischief & failure to identify.
Video ~ http://x.com/i/status/1904778021992624600
Pete Kaliner (@PeteKaliner) ~ They're not sending their smartest ...
Or, their most fit ... well, honestly ... on second thought, this might be their most fit.
Sul (@SMatuul) ~ Send in our most elite team!

Will Chamberlain (@willchamberlain) ~ Is that Elie Mystal?


Obese Moron on Mini Four-Wheeler Meets Cybertruck’s Bulletproof Brawn, Loses Hilariously
http://twitchy.com/justmindy/2025/03/26/cybertruck-rammed-into-by-deranged-lib-on-mini-bike-n2410481

The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence