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Re: From Our DEAD Ninja Hands! PM Keir Starmer Announces UK Ninja Sword Ban Starts This Summer and LOL HOOBOY 

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Well, I wuz a thinkin' 'bout offerin' my ... uh ... rhetorical services ... to The National Association for the Advancement of a Polite Society ... given my usually demure, cultivated & genteel vocabulary, don'tcha know. But, da kindly Chairwoman of da NAAPS, Miss Prissy ... 

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... finally concluded ... due to an unfortunate and completely unforeseen explosive incident ... that I wasn't a good fit for their group.

I knew I shouldn't of had dat bean burrito fer lunch dat day, damn it! Oh, well ... 

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Re: From Our DEAD Ninja Hands! PM Keir Starmer Announces UK Ninja Sword Ban Starts This Summer and LOL HOOBOY
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Thu, 27 Mar 25 10:14 PM
Msg. 06044 of 06656

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Re: “Grow some balls and defend your society and its citizens against this very existential threat of culturally oriented criminality, you pussy! ”
If you ever decide to retire from your current profession, I think you could do really well as a motivational speaker. Or, perhaps, as a speechwriter at the Trump White House.





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