...we got about 3/4" of pollen on everything. I may have to move to yankee land. If I do I will bring my own grits cause I know yall don't have any.
...can I be arrested up there for possession of grits with intent to distribute?

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!