http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFVsbnXW4ns
"Show Them to Me"
Song by Rodney Carrington
Oh, it seems to me this whole world's gone crazy;
There's too much hate and killin' goin on;
But, when I see the bare chest of a woman, my worries and my problems are all gone;
No one thinks of fightin', when they see a topless girl;
Baby if you would show yours too, we could save the world.
Show them to me, show them to me;
Unclasp your bra and set those puppies free;
They'd look a whole lot better without that sweater, baby, I'm sure you'll agree;
If you got two fun bags, show them to me.
I don't care if they don't match or one's bigger than the other;
You could show me one, and I'll imagine the other;
Even if you're really old, there's nothing wrong;
Don't be sad your, boobs ain't bad, they're just a little long.
Show them to me, show them to me;
Lift up your shirt and let the whole world see;
Just disrobe, show your globes, and a happy man I'll be;
If you got dos chichi's, show them to me.
I've met a lot of them, but never one I've hated;
Even if you've had thirteen kids and you think they look deflated;
There's no such thing as a bad breast, I believe this much is true;
If you're a big fat man, I'm a titty fan and I'd love to see yours, too.
Show them to me, show them to me;
Just like the girls gone wild on T.V.;
Just lean back and show your rack and I'll be in ecstasy;
If you got two casabas, show them to me.
All the world will live in harmony;
It'll do you good, it'll give me wood, we'll make history;
If you love your country, I'm gonna say it one more time;
I said, if you love your country ... yeah;
Then stand your ass up and show them big old titties to me.
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence
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