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Re: Evidence that DemonRats Could Be Hybrids Between Chimpanzees and Swine

By: Fiz in GRITZ | Recommend this post (0)
Tue, 22 Apr 25 4:26 PM | 9 view(s)
Boardmark this board | Grits Breakfast of Champeens! 		Msg. 07151 of 07182
(This msg. is a reply to 07146 by De_Composed)
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You must have done some sleuthing to find that archive footage! So, you are saying the US government has been funding this for some time. Could it be linked to the Contrails, UFO sightings, etc? Time will tell. Unless the US government needs to keep it secret, or it involves sex with children, Ft. Knox, or something.

Anyway, yes I think your scenario seems plausible. It could have happened well before 100k years ago. I would have expected more feature dilution, in that case, however. Although many of us can still make pretty authentic pig-snort sounds, I think there is a lot of mystery regarding the evolution of man.

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Re: Evidence that DemonRats Could Be Hybrids Between Chimpanzees and Swine
By: De_Composed in GRITZ
Tue, 22 Apr 25 1:40 PM 		Msg. 07146 of 07182

fizzy:

Re: “I am looking for some serious debate on the merits.”I don't know how accurate it is, but I'm reading that humans and chimps diverged from a common ancestor 6-8 million years ago, while humans and pigs diverged 80 million years ago. I'm also reading that we are much more closely related to rodents than to pigs.

That said, I understand your author's point - that the breeding only had to happen once. While that would result in a creature 50% chimp and 50% swine, if it was then adopted by the chimps, ITS descendants would be majority chimp, with the visual similarity to swine diluting with time.

But the author doesn't discuss something that occurred to me right away: There may have been species between the two that have gone extinct: Chimps bred with Species A, which bred with Species B, which bred with Species C, which bred with Swine. A, B and C later died off.

That seems more plausible to me (but still mostly implausible) than dramatically different species breeding together successfully.

I'd expect some scientist to test this theory in the lab and for every monstrous concoction he comes up with to be stillborn.
But is a successful breeding possible? I suppose. After all, there's this:

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