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Heh heh heh heh heh ... 

"At publishing time, President Trump had made an urgent request to have Vice President Vance meet with Nancy Pelosi as soon as possible."

Da heck wif dat! Have Vance meet with the entire Democrat Caucus of the U.S. House of Representatives and the U.S. Senate. And next will be CNN, MSNBC, ABC, CBS, NBC, PBS/NPR, New York Times, etc. 

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Dalai Lama Quietly Cancels Scheduled Meeting With JD Vance
By: De_Composed in GRITZ
Tue, 22 Apr 25 4:53 AM 		Msg. 07136 of 07212

April 21, 2025

Dalai Lama Quietly Cancels Scheduled Meeting With JD Vance

by BabylonBee.com


DHARAMSHALA — After the sad news broke that Pope Francis had passed away just hours after meeting the U.S. Vice President, the Dalai Lama quietly canceled his scheduled meeting with JD Vance.

Though the Dalai Lama's representatives said publicly that the timing of the cancellation was just a coincidence, sources close to the religious leader privately disclosed that the revered Tibetan Buddhist figure simply did not want to die.

"His Holiness the Dalai Lama realized he was double-booked," said a spokesmonk. "He was looking forward to meeting Vice President Vance and hopes to do so someday, but he forgot that he was supposed to go to that one place and meet someone and talk about something. It's important and has nothing to do with today's unfortunate news about Pope Francis."

Vice President Vance's office confirmed the cancellation and expressed optimism that the meeting could be rescheduled. The Dalai Lama's representatives said they would totally get back to them.

"Oh, yeah, definitely," the spokesmonk continued. "His Holiness the Dalai Lama will absolutely meet him at some point and is in no way fearing for his life. That would be silly. I mean, it's not as if it freaked us all out that the pope died just hours after meeting him. That didn't even enter our minds. It's just a scheduling conflict. His Holiness just needs to wash his hair that day. Here's hoping they can eventually meet after His Holiness has lived for many, many more years. Please don't tell Vice President Vance where we are, thank you."

At publishing time, President Trump had made an urgent request to have Vice President Vance meet with Nancy Pelosi as soon as possible.

http://babylonbee.com/news/dalai-lama-quietly-cancels-scheduled-meeting-with-jd-vance

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