My friend went fishing this morning, but after a short time he ran out of worms. Then, out of the corner of his eye, he saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth. "Frogs are good bass bait" he thought to his self.
Knowing the snake couldn't bite him with the frog in his mouth, he grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in his bait bucket.
Just then, he realized he had a problem, how was hegoing to release the snake without getting bit? So, he grabbed his bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth. The snakes eyes rolled back and he went limp. He released him into the lake without incident and carried on fishing using the frog.
A little later, he felt a nudge at his foot. There was that same snake with two more frogs in his mouth.
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