Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peter's Square.
The first Catholic man tells his friends, " My son is a priest.
When he walks into a room, everyone calls him ' Father '."
The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."
The third Catholic gent says, " My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone bows their head and says ' Your Eminence '. "
The fourth Catholic man says very proudly, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him " Your Holiness. "
Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping in silence, the four men give her a subtle, " Well....? ".
She proudly replies, "I have a daughter,
SLIM TALL 38 DDD BREASTS
24" WAIST and 36" HIPS.
When she walks into a room, people say,
" Oh My God ".
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