So I rolled down my window and yelled (in my best deliverance voice)
"What the hell you think you doin boy!"
He dropped the signs and ran like a headless chicken toward his car, stumbled and face planted in the grass. He bounced back up like the human body was designed to operate like that and jumped in his car and peeled off.
I put the signs back up while laughing so hard I thought I was going to have a stroke, people driving by probably thought I was one of those insane RP supporters. Well in their defense, I am!
http://www.reddit.com/r/Libertarian/comments/r3gd5/i_was_driving_down_the_road_saw_a_guy_in_a_suit/