"WOW! Look at you!" Safest? Now, come on, Linda ... what's the first thing that's gonna come out of your mouth after that exclamation, eh?
I implied that you must be married by your ridiculous response:
a woman is going to turn and twist your words so she can use 'em against you. Now, let's be honest ... isn't that true? Isn't it? Huh? Huh? Huh?
It is not true in my house! Fortunately, that is the only house I have to worry about.
Now, what's the matter with your mouth?
Absolutely nuthin' and that is the key to a happy relationship, imo.
Agreed?