Nah, Kathy ...
my heterosexual masculinity is quite secure, thank you very much.
Hetero and Homo - so close and yet so far.
OH GOOD - you increased your manhood by three inches, as per my spam mail - yayyyyyy.
You're welcome very much.
Oh krap, I thought we were on Hooter's.
Bob - it was an error on beldin's part, I swear!
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.