.it's not love, it's stockholm syndrome. Im skeered to death of that woman.
Nah, don't believe ya, ribit. Liar,liar, pants on fire.
omg, did you see that article about the ex-girlfriend squeezing her old boyfriend's scrotum?
omg, you don't go near the family jewels unless it is with a gentle tongue.
I read that somewhere -
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.