It's okay, ribit ...
she already met me in that barn ...
and she escaped.
But I did make her use that ax to chop out the old tree stump in my back yard before she left, don'tcha know.
OMG, I never met you in a barn.
Also, I am not good at escaping. I am a sobber.
Moi? Chopping a tree stump? I don't thiiiink so, dear wizard.
Try the yellow pages.
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.