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Penniless hairbrained spendthrift desires to borrow $10,000 without collateral for ridiculous scheme.
...that was taken from a newspaper someplace and ran in the jokes section of playboy magazine. (I told you and mz ribit that I only get the mag for the jokes section)
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!