Yo Mama is so poor, when her Rolls Royce breaks down, she only has one Cadillac to drive!
Yo Mamma is so loose, she sleeps with the board of directors of the companies she destroys by a leveraged buyout....AFTER the buyout!
Yo Mamma is so dumb, she keeps over twenty percent of her net worth in US banks instead of the Cayman Islands!
Yo Mamma is so fat she takes up the whole first class when she flies to Europe!
Yo Mamma is so ugly, when she attends the polo matches they put blinders on HER so the equestrians don't get scared!
Yo Mama is so dumb, she thinks the European Union is what she does with the bellman when she stays at a Paris hotel!
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