The Mystery Surrounding the Absence of The Pope!
Our Pope has been conspicuous by his absence today. There are only four possible explainations.
1. He has been Cavorting with the Crazy Cat Lady.
2. He has been Frolicking with the snorfling beast.
3. He has been taken prisoner by Hillary.
4. The library is closed.
Let's all get our votes in before he gets back and tries to "splain" his way out of this.
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!