Yeah, that's about the time when we Southern men are "fixin' to go to the store," don'tcha know!
Welp, between FST and PMS and THE FLO, hope you can entertain yerself at the store for a couple of weeks.
Have a pool? Nooooo? Well, get one!
I have heard about those 3 a.m. hot flashes. My aunt used to get completely naked at 3 am and jump in the pool.
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.