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Good news is, the heart attack was not really serious.
...didn't know ya had a heart attack, maybe I just missed it, or maybe I did know it and just forgot, but that don't sound like the kind of thing I would forget. Did ya know what caused the heart attack? Did the snorting beast lean over and show ya some cleavage???
...Speakin of things I dont normally forget, Sunday is mine and mz ribit's anniversary. We will be married for 46 years if we make it. It had totally slipped my mind. According to wikipedia gifts are spozed to be, 5th Wooden, 10th Tin, 15th Crystal, 20th China, 25th Silver, 30th Pearl, 40th Ruby, 50th Golden, 60th Diamond, so I am stuck somewhere between a ruby and gold. Gold is out, it's a couple of grand an ounce. Ruby's is kinda expensive too. I think I will go to the dog pound and get her a mutt and name it Ruby. Yeah, that's the ticket.
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!
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