How to start the day on a positive note.
1. Open a new file in your computer.
2. Name it "Fox News".
3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.
4. Empty the Recycle Bin.
5. Your PC will ask you, "Do you really want to get rid of Fox News?"
6. Firmly Click "Yes."
7. Feel better already? Good!
- - Prosecute, Prosecute, Prosecute 'em ALL!