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...and some hot sauce for that eye burning fragrance.
Seriously, if I ever have doubts about any issue I can always check out his posts. Whatever he thinks has got to be wrong. A compass that always points south is as accurate as one that always points north. Ya just got to know it's tendencies.
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!