As long as we are on one of my favorite subjects (poop) me and mz ribit rented a house that the previous tenant had a monkey. They kept the monkey in a spare bedroom. His hobby was pooping and smearing it on the walls. He also thought the top shelf in the closet was a great place to poop. The lady who owned the place rented it to us without us having to make a deposit because we told her we would clean it up and paint it. It was a two bedroom house and the rent was $70.00 a month.
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!