Yeah, killthecat doesn't have the wherewithal to rationally respond, so he automatically starts mumbling about "winger" this and "winger" that. He's a sad, pathetic case ... but, hey ... maybe you could introduce him to the Grunter ... then, killthecat could have a mentor!
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence