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...once upon a time I had a female prosecuting attorney to take a dump on me. Wanted to strangle her I did but managed to stifle my feelings. Then one night I happened to be in a local Drug Store where she was shopping. I went back to the condom counter and picked up a package, scratched the price tag off and when she wasn't looking I tossed em in her shopping cart.
"PRICE CHECK ON CONDOMS AISLE 3" was music to my ears as I left the store.
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!