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...back when I was puttin in telephones for a living I went to a house to do some work. Rang the doorbell and hear "Come in!" so I opened the door and walked in. Didn't see anybody so I called out "Hellooooo" and the voice says "Come on in". I walked all over that house and couldn't find a soul. Turns out the had a parrot. The guy came home while I was there. He splained it to me. "The parrot invites everybody in and the wife can't remember to lock the door, I dunno which one is the dumbest."
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!