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...guy has a parrot he's tryin to teach it to talk. Every day he gets up and says "Good Morning". The bird just sits there. This goes on for a year. Finally he gets up one morning and says "Good Morning" after a couple of seconds he says "Stupid!" Next day he gets up and the bird says "Good Morning Stupid!"
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!