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...theres a book out there called "The Devils Dictionary" written by Ambrose Bierce. He's been dead a hundred years or so but was way ahead of his time. In the book he gives definitions to words that are more than humorous.
Lawyer: One who is skilled in circumventing the law!
another of my favorites is
Minah Bird: A bird who's thievish disposition suggested to someone that it could learn to talk.
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!
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