Sorry to hear 'bout your hip, ribit, but you have no one to blame but mz. ribit. Once you two said "I do," she's the one with the responsibility for keepin' your hips exercised, lubricated, and in good workin' order, don'tcha know!
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence