snapits
...give this to your accountant.
Official Tax Evader Pardon (Permanent) to cover all former and future indiscretions by Pope Snapits issued by King Ribit!
...he may pretend that he doesn't know what it is. I think tax accountants actually get paid a commission by the gubmint. I could always find more deductions than they could. For example I always deduct groceries as a medical expense. If I don't eat, I get sick.
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!