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...iffen ya decides ya wants to be superman, I can lend ya my old costume from when I was institutionalized. Ya might have to take it up a bit in the seat or ya could just stuff it with pillows.
...ya might want to consider bein Jesus, except then they may not believe ya when ya wants to go home and ya tells em you are the pope.
...I got it! Ya pretends to be the reincarnation of Hubert Humphrey!
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!
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