For the record, his plan for future travel (to wear bicycle shorts through security), is similar to mine - I plan to fly wearing nothing but a string bikini and a bathrobe. If they're going to get to second base without buying me dinner, I'm going to have some fun with it.
Turns out it's legal to have a weapon of mass conception at the airport.
Jonah Falcon was stopped and frisked by the TSA at the San Francisco International Airport on July 9 because of a bulging package hidden in his pants. But the 41-year-old New Yorker wasn't packing a dirty bomb, drugs or a Costco-sized tube of toothpaste. The New Yorker has the world's largest recorded penis.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/16/jonah-falcon-largest-penis-frisked-by-tsa_n_1675767.html
What is the point of rules that are not enforced?