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...gawd, I hate parades. When I got to Vietnam and they started fussin about my boots and brass needing shinin I told em I was just there for the killin, I wouldn't be stayin for the parade. Officers gots no sense of humor whatsoever!
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!