I scan dozens...scores...even hundreds of blogs daily and this thread is one of my faves. Frank J. or one of the MoonNukers posts a "Straight Line of the Day" and punch lines are offered in the comments. Here are today's so far:
18 Responses to “Straight Line of the Day: President Obama Went Shopping…”
Big Al says:
July 23rd, 2012 at 12:07 pm
….expected Stock Market rally fizzles…
seanmahair says:
July 23rd, 2012 at 12:19 pm
…….first he tried to buy a clue, when he couldn’t find one he tried to buy an instinct, he finally settled for a “feeling”.
Lactose the Intolerant says:
July 23rd, 2012 at 12:25 pm
the bill came to $1.7 trillion and he came home with nothing. Wasn’t his money anyway.
Son of Bob says:
July 23rd, 2012 at 12:26 pm
…and I still haven’t figured out why I paid for it.
jw says:
July 23rd, 2012 at 12:28 pm
he didn’t have any money so he used his grandkids credit cards
Son of Bob says:
July 23rd, 2012 at 12:28 pm
…and John Roberts cheered.
Lactose the Intolerant says:
July 23rd, 2012 at 12:29 pm
for a new home.
Lactose the Intolerant says:
July 23rd, 2012 at 12:31 pm
but when the checker asked for payment, he just stared at her blankly, really confused.
Lactose the Intolerant says:
July 23rd, 2012 at 12:32 pm
but his Volt ran out of juice before it got to the Whole Foods store.
Lactose the Intolerant says:
July 23rd, 2012 at 12:33 pm
and Joe ran himself over with the cart.
Lactose the Intolerant says:
July 23rd, 2012 at 12:35 pm
cause he had the munchies real bad, and Bill Ayers was coming over with the good stuff.
DamnCat says:
July 23rd, 2012 at 12:36 pm
…for some big boy pants – but there were all too big.
Thor says:
July 23rd, 2012 at 12:40 pm
…and all I got was this lousy T-Bill.
Alucard says:
July 23rd, 2012 at 12:41 pm
and came back with a donkey, a pinata, and a string of beads. Don’t ask.
KingJamesTheCaptalist says:
July 23rd, 2012 at 12:45 pm
well actually he didn’t go shopping. It was the government that allowed him to go shopping.
hadsil says:
July 23rd, 2012 at 12:48 pm
He bought the Brooklyn Bridge.
Yosoff says:
July 23rd, 2012 at 12:55 pm
Former President Obama went shopping… and lived happily ever after, to the end of his days.
CarolyntheMommy says:
July 23rd, 2012 at 1:00 pm
…and Joe Biden got to ride in the carriage like a big boy.
… on his 747, halfway around the world, along with multiple planes full of press and security all while being fiscally responsible.
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