Good afternoon Whom,
I think you should know that I just spent from about 1:10 to 1:59 this afternoon sitting on my Eames chair naked, exhibiting my private parts, so that Sue Herera, Michelle Caruso-Cabrera, Tyler Mathison, Scott Wapner, and any other talking head and their guests could see. Obviously Jack Welch just refuses to have them stop peeping.
Perhaps I should tell you that at one time I thought it was you playing a college prank. Now that it's come out, I know better. After all, when he had Cabrera speaking to me he was prompting her what to say. Among the questions he prompted her to ask were, try to find out who he works for. Another one of his favorite questions was, try to find out how he does it. And this, from the ex CEO of GE. After they asked me half a dozen times who I worked for, I finally told them who I post for. Cabrera interjected that they had looked for you on the boards but couldn't find you. She said, oh, come on. I repeated that I posted for you. I must tell you that through the computer, I heard his gulp.
By the way, today when Mathisen saw my genitalia, he gave an involuntary smile and boy did he get off that screen fast. I must apologize to Bob Pisani because he is not involved in this but he walked into a scene and I was not about to run and get dressed for him. I'm sorry Bob, I didn't mean to embarrass you. However, I will do whatever I have to do to get your colleagues to stop peeping into my bedroom and into my accounts.
Oh, Whom, I have to tell you. When Caruso-Cabrera and Welch pulled their little number, Welch indicated to me that he had instructed Caruso-Cabrera to steal my account. She was carrying out his instructions to inform me that everyone at CNBC had obtained copies of my statement and were trying to figure out how I did it, what was my magic formula.
I think I told you this before but Cramer acturally accosted me on tv with 2 other traders employed at the stock exchange attempting to ascertain my mathematical formula for achieving my results. Mr. Grasso was 1 of them. If necessary I'll dig out the other name for you. He said, in front of the other traders, he was going to bash my stocks until I told him the formula, and he did exactly that. I think in the law books they call this extortion,theft, and threatening. I think I told you this before, but it bears telling you again. Additionally he issued a warning that he wanted me out of the stock market. I'm not sure if the warning comes from him or Welch. But it was delivered more than once via the tv by Cramer and Jon Najarian. Don't be angry at him, he was just honoring the request of Maria Bartiroma. By the way, the request was made right on television, in front of the viewing audience.
I didn't mention this, but Tim Seymour on Fast Money said I should stop blaming Fidelity for the loss of my account because obviously the crew from CNBC had obtained it because I had left my computer open. He added that this happens to him 10 times a day. The old blame the victim game.
Before I forget, you should have seen the look on Mandy's face when she saw Mr. P. She looked like she was going to throw up. And, of course, she gave me a dirty look. You know what I love about this - the peeping Toms give the victims dirty looks.
Additionally I enlisted Cherie and Barbara to be my witnesses to what was occurring in my bedroom while the various shows were on. They had to give up shopping on a rainy day.
Today I heard from one of the agencies today. Obviously, more work to do there.