Glen Beck suffers from HUB syndrome: Head Up Butt! And its been up there so long that when it gets loose the smell of fresh air is poisonous to it and creates delusions of grandeur and other sorts of things. Other notables who have this syndrome include the noted Internet poster known as Ribit, as well as Zimbler, and Captain Nemo.
To say that "God exists" is the greatest understatement ever made across space and time.