In order to be a liberal you must believe:
1. Drugs should be legalized because we cannot control them.
2. Guns should be illegal so we can control them.
3. Eleven or so million illegal aliens cannot be rounded up and deported.
4. 250 million firearms can be confiscated easily.
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!